Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
Tonight, we're gnawing on the bones of ELVIS! Yeah, the anniversary of Elvis Presley's birthday is looming, so what better way of celebrating this inbred son of the South than a second play of "Slouching toward Graceland," one of the best Elvis shows I've miraculously managed to produce? And I even fixed the sound levels into a more palatable whole! This show features some of The King's most drugged-out live performances and studio pieces (and NO, I did NOT add the yelping animal effects to the studio version of "Sweet Memories" or whatever the song is called!). This episode is an hour-long, full-on wallow in Presley's descending trajectory, his death, and creepy resurrection via an army of impersonators. Featuring a personal reminiscence by his charmingly named nurse Marian Cocke laid over an Elvis-themed techno song, and a rousing and ultra-catchy Elvisian version of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" done by the super-skinny EP impersonator Lord Russ. Enjoy!