Kick back with the questionably good doktors of the Lymph Node Institute as Doc Ellis and Dr Bugbladder manage to eat up an hour focusing on the bleakest night of all: New Year's Eve. Rather than obsessing on your past failures and even bleaker future, try not to think of the onrushing agony of another horrible year loading itself into the calendar like a bullet into a firing chamber. Instead, take this little yellow audio pill and cling like hell to whatever delusions you have left. The doktors will divert you for a solid hour. But fair warning: a considerable chunk of that hour will mean soaking in more versions of "Auld Lang Syne" than I ever knew existed.
And hey...I sincerely wish you all good luck in your efforts to clamber over this ugly yearly hump without giving into the seductive lure of taking that eternal vacation you need so badly.