Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
The truth is far more twisted than you could imagine as we take a behind-the-scenes look at the TRUE history of the FUNHOUSE, the *secret* secret one where Rev. Susie the Floozie is nothing more than a fictional character played since 1966 by the great Miss Agnes Milstead, a blithely vapid and egomaniacal Tony Award-winning actress, with the help of a cadre of overworked writers, a legion of technical wizards, a genuflecting coterie of sycophants, and an army of terrified, scurrying, browbeaten staffers!
Besides all my puffery, there's José Feliciano, Tom Lehrer, Mal Sharpe the Man on the Street, lesbian guitarist Willie Tyson, Sue Alexander's goddamned mosquito song, and xtian rock musical "Natural High" with earnest Jesus freaks admitting "God isn't just another narcotic!" But the most hideous turd of all is the loathsome "Diary of an Unborn Child" by Lil' Markie, whom I took to be a kid with a pre-SOUTH PARK Cartman voice--but since then I found that it's really some toadlike adult fuckwit with a sped-up voice. This one will make you SHIT, Seekers!
And whatever you do, DON'T look Miss Milstead in the eye. You ever hear of Medusa?
